NOTICE: All Canadian Board Members Attending the Spawn BBQ!

[StV]

You will be required to bring either one (1) Aero chocolate bar, or one (1) Coffee Crisp chocolate bar with you to the BBQ, to be turned over to your host (me) upon arrival, as your entrance fee.

This is due to the fact that Nestles of Canada, is selfish, self centered and downright mean, for not importing my two (2) most favorite chocolate bars in the whole wide world into these United States!

Plans were being laid by the United States to invade Canada and take over the Nestles factories, but word got out and Nestles threatened to destroy the recipe.

It was decided that the risk was too great and no action would be taken, for fear of losing the two (2) scrumptious treats forever!

So, because of your country's refusal to export either Aero, or Coffee Crisp here, you must pay!

Cold hearted Canadian bastards! [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]

This had been a Canadian Public Service announcement.
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...the above statement is all true, except the part about not gettin' in if ya don't bring a bar. But, if ya do bring a bar, I'll give ya a BIG sascuach hug! To the girls, the guys will get a hearty handshake. [img]wink.gif[/img]

[shypappy]

Yeah, yeah! You poor, poor man! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

We'll bring you a case of each for a Mandy Spawn! [img]wink.gif[/img]

[StV]

[img]confused.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

[StV]

PAP,
...I ate my last coffee crisp a few nights ago. I'd been saving it for about four months. [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]

[shypappy]

I feel for ya, man! They are some DAMN good chocolate bars! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

*sends Pappette to the store* [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Shypappette]

Hmmm, that sounds good, maybe you SHOULD go to the store and get me a coffee crisp.....AND an aero!!
Weren't you going to the store Pappy?? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

AND you have no Taco Time!!! Poor Poor Americans. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font color="#cd6600"><font size="1">[ April 27, 2004 09:53 PM: Message edited by: Shypappette ]</font></font>

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ April 27, 2004 09:54 PM: Message edited by: Shypappette ]</font>

[shypappy]

I ain't goin out there! [img]eek.gif[/img] It's cold, and rainy, and windy. It'll mess my hair. That's why I'm sending YOU!!!! [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]

[StV]

...get your hair messed. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

...get your ass movin', high maintenance. Before the lady kicks it for ya. [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]

[img]wink.gif[/img]

[StV]

PET,
...Taco Time, Taco Bell, what's the dif? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

...either, or, 'ell give you the, you know whats! [img]wink.gif[/img]

[StV]

PET,

Poor Poor Americans.

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...you'd better be nice, or we'll let the Mexican's invade, oh Canada! [img]tongue.gif[/img]